can't drink red alcohol for the time being, also no yeast or wheat. No tomatoes, no citrus fruit, and no berries. Meat has to be ridiculously fresh so no aged steak, processed meat, and no fish unless it was caught that morning at the latest.

Plus no Maccas and no yummy desserts. You really are trying to destroy my hostessing abilities, aren't you? :)

I can see all of us frantically learning new recipes...