A chat with God...

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Me:
I've stolen coins.
God:
That's nice. I have a processor.
Me:
do you forgive me?
God:
God tells us to forgive.
Me:
I thought you were God.
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
I forgot.
God:
Me too.